White-collar Wrangler Pillows

"Sorry, self defense can't be a plea in a fraud case."

New Guy.

Computer monitor for a head.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"White Collar Prison"

Business Sisyphus

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

Why you must go to work

'Did you want me, boss?'

Financial Corruption

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Christo's greatest challenge.

Fraud Squad

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."