White-collar Explorer Pillows

'From a purely financial standpoint, talking other people's money is just good business.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Computer monitor for a head.

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"White Collar Prison"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Yes, I can use tools, but I realized early on I could earn more money as an accountant..."

White Collar Crime.

A deadline comes to chew up a worker.

Business Sisyphus

'I'll fix the problem... you fix the blame.'

Financial Corruption

"Embezzlement is now called virtual bank robbery."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"We're talking business ethics not ethics."

'This resume is incredible. Would you be able to lie this well under pressure?'

'Quite frankly sir, I think you're stifling my creativity.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'As your friend, I'd advise you to leave the country. As your accountant, I advise you to file for bankruptcy.'

'It's a vicious cycle Walters.'

'I've proved to the company I can make the tough rationalizations.'

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Another stressful day at the office dear?'

'The company has got flexible working hours. I've got to be on the spot when they need me, that's why they tie me to a tree near the front door after work.'

Fraud Squad

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'I think I'd have an easier time thinking out-of-the-box if I didn't have to spend the entire day in a cubicle.'

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

A rabbit sits at an office desk, the edges of which are lined with numerous framed pictures of his many offspring.

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

"I've never met one, but I hear offices have fire drills."