Whimsical Drinking Humor Gifts

'Just put what's left in a doggy cup.'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I said slime."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Ask A Silly Question.

The worm that churned!

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Sheep striptease'.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

Bus for Giraffes.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

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Snowman Tattoo

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Banana