Weather Woes Comic Gifts

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Captain steering house through flood.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Say, Fred...'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Global Forecasting Institute

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

The Abominable Snow Shark.

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

'Global Warming Conference'.

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

Fish swimming by window in house

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"Hot enough for you?"

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"