Weather Woes Comic Gifts

"If we come across Punxsutawney Phil, you have my permission to gut him."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Snowman in the middle of summer asks: 'Is it cold, or is it just me?'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

The Abominable Snow Shark.

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

(Mars weather): 'Very hot and dry, bitterly cold nights, ad no precipitation for the next several million years.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

'Global Warming Conference'.

Fish swimming by window in house

Man Sledging on his car

"Hot enough for you?"

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast