Watching Crime Shows Pillows

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"That's him..all right, only taller, younger, and thinner!"

Richard gets the third degree.

Motive Meets Opportunity: Dangerous Liaisons.

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'And this is where we launder our money.'

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

Good Dog and Bad Dog Interrogation.

"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."

'Mugging too la de da for you then ?'

Obvious thief in an identity parade.

You can pick your friends, but not out of a lineup.

"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'

Burglar breaks open safe to find a policeman watching him.

Burglar blindfolds talking parrot.

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'

"Oh. The store is closed?"

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

'Co-operate, and we just might drop, 'in cold blood' from your charge.'

'Oh no - good cop, bad cop, counsellor!'

'I didn't have time to change out of my work clothes.'

"I'm reassigning the murder case to the Scandinavian police. They'll make sure it gets the withdrawn bleakness it deserves."

Chicken CSI.

Identity theft lineup.

'You overdo it when you play 'good cop'.'