Watching Cop Shows Pillows

'All those cop shows about cold cases are based on my career. Every case I worked went cold.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Now that's a win."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"#notguilty."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Police lineup

The Investigation

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"It was me who did it!"

'The close Ops surveillance people have just sent these photo's over and we now strongly suspect that Jimmy the Greek is onto us...'

'He's been shot!'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

The Clown Hit