Watching Crime Shows Gifts

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

"Did he have any known enemies?"

"That's for me to know and for you to beat out of me."

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"It's people like you, young man, who ruin it for everyone else!"

"That's him..all right, only taller, younger, and thinner!"

'I'm sure it was number 3 because he was pretty tall.'

"Come out with your hands up-you're surrounded by men with megaphones."

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

Good Dog and Bad Dog Interrogation.

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'

'And this is where we launder our money.'

Crime Stoppers Stopper / Cash to keep yer trap shut

'What is YOUR parole officer's body doing in MY refrigerator!?!'

Motive Meets Opportunity: Dangerous Liaisons.

Richard gets the third degree.

"He'll crack. We're using the good cop, ambiguous cop, perplexed coop, detached cop, forgetful cop, bad cop scenario."

"After all these years keeping the books for us, it turns out you embezzled thousands? Why, mom?"

'Co-operate, and we just might drop, 'in cold blood' from your charge.'

"Oh. The store is closed?"

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

'I didn't have time to change out of my work clothes.'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"I'm reassigning the murder case to the Scandinavian police. They'll make sure it gets the withdrawn bleakness it deserves."

Chicken CSI.

'Oh no - good cop, bad cop, counsellor!'

'This is what you get for outsourcing the white lining contract to the Police scenes of crime unit!'

Burglar blindfolds talking parrot.

Burglar breaks open safe to find a policeman watching him.

'I know we agreed that I'd be bad cop, but I've always pictured myself as more of a shades of grey cop.'

"Maybe it's always the person you least suspect because you're not a good detective."

You can pick your friends, but not out of a lineup.

Obvious thief in an identity parade.

'Mugging too la de da for you then ?'