Watching Bowls Gifts

'Can I leave early tomorrow to watch England in the World Bowls Championships on TV...'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Polar bear bowling alley

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

350 Feet.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Cricket Accidents.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'The grudge match.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"