Watching Bowls Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Cricket Accidents.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'The grudge match.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.