Watching Sports Pillows

'When you said you were taking up sport in the New Year I assumed you'd be doing it....not watching it!'

Mrs. Frosty Has A Hot Flash.

Bad Knees.

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

U.S. sports fans struggle to fully appreciate the finer points of soccer!

The Rugby Throw Up.

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

The Thinker...

"That's my relief pitcher."

"From now until October, he'll be quiet as a pussycat."

Football Fan.

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

'So why are you waiting until halftime? You only last through one commercial.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Bejing Olympics 2008

Bowl Games.

Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..."

"Henry never makes it past the fifth hole."

'Psych!'

Football Food.

"The 3 major networks have projected a winner..."

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

3D

Biosphere 3

"The fun and excitement has gone out of our marriage."

"Poor Henry - he never returned from the All-Star break."

"Is this the focus group?"