Watching Sports Pillows

'When you said you were taking up sport in the New Year I assumed you'd be doing it....not watching it!'

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

Mrs. Frosty Has A Hot Flash.

Bad Knees.

'Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, now he's watching coverage of other people watching gold.'

Yes, they've upped their training for the World Cup

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I trust you folks won't mind if I have the football on while we talk?'

The Three Little Words every woman wants to hear - 'the football's finished'.

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

Rugby player with a convenient toilet in the goal posts

The Rugby Throw Up.

U.S. sports fans struggle to fully appreciate the finer points of soccer!

"That's my relief pitcher."

The Thinker...

"Honey, can you get me that antelope?"

Bejing Olympics 2008

'Psych!'

Football Food.

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Andre Agassi

"From now until October, he'll be quiet as a pussycat."

'His wife is very supportive.'

'Explain to me again how a trip to the mall to buy shoelaces resulted in this!'

'Can't you wait until AFTER Thanksgiving dinner to get ready for football?'

'Me and my clubs are watching the golf tournament.'

'So why are you waiting until halftime? You only last through one commercial.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

3D

Football Fan.

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

Sportscasters: "This could have been a different game..."

'I have no excuse for the horrible way my team performed today. However, my assistant coaches are reviewing the tape, and we should have an excuse worked up by Monday morning.'

"Henry never makes it past the fifth hole."