Wannabe Cool Gifts

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

House building chart (like steps).

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Before and After Tattoos.

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

A young boy shaving

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.'

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."