Wannabe Cool Pillows

"I can try all I want, but there's no way I look smooth on this bike!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

New Guy.

Zorro as a child.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

House building chart (like steps).

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

How to win Genius Grants for Dummies!

Bear watching a man trying to fish bear style.

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Before and After Tattoos.

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

A young boy shaving

I'm emulating my dad - running around with mags like this. Looking smart...and in truth I'm just reading the funnies and the horoscopes!

Dave's new nail gun revived the childhood ambitions he'd had before realizing that he could earn more as a carpenter than as a hero.

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

'Be reasonable, son - even Santa couldn't get a horse into a box THAT size!'

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'Nice 'power tie', professor.'

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

'But look, Sire -- a whole lot of people have you down as their fifth choice!'

'I'm not getting any hits!' 'Bloggers can't be choosers.'

"We're only here summers, but Roger likes to be taken for a local."

'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'

"Carry yourself like everyone knows you, ad everyone you meet will feel like they should know you."