Vow Humorist Gifts

Bridegroom asks if he can ask the audience.

'...Love, honor, and obey, no questions asked?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"...until death do you a favor."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

Magic Act

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Gunswinger

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

End of world nigh!!!

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Early American Think Tank.

"Shaketh."

A Women Falls Into A Brook.