Vow Humorists Gifts

'Do you, Robert, promise to love and honor Susan, and keep looking for employment?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"...until death do you a favor."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

Magic Act

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

End of world nigh!!!

Gunswinger

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

Early American Think Tank.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

"Shaketh."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"