Vow Humorists Gifts

'Do you, Robert, promise to love and honor Susan, and keep looking for employment?'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"...until death do you a favor."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

Magic Act

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"For richer or poorer, in function and dysfunction,..."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Gunswinger

"Sopranos", "Tenors", "Basses"

End of world nigh!!!

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

"Shaketh."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

A Women Falls Into A Brook.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Are you, Michael on the same page as Melissa?"

Early American Think Tank.

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Early mobile phones