Vintage Professions Gifts

Shoe Shine Boy

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Diner.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

The height of fashion in 1796

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The original paperless office

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Elvis Presley

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'