Vintage Professions Pillows

Shoe Shine Boy

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diner.

Sir Winston Churchill

The height of fashion in 1796

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The original paperless office

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

Best before 65 million BC.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman