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'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Olaf has never been the same since we raided St. Andrews."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

"Any of you have a two euro coin?"

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

'It's a new idea where you plunder them just a little bit on a regular basis -- it's called 'taxation.''

Only the truly worthy can pick up Thor's hammer.

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

"I stopped eating beef years ago"

"I pillage because it burns calories."

'Ya know, my mom always said, 'you can catch more flies with hones than with vinegar'!'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'You're radiating negative energy.'

"It gets seven out of ten on TripAdvisor."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Could you give us a push?'

'Vikings do division of labour really well!'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

"Relax Sven, I've heard it's quite common among Vikings of your age."

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

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