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'The battle for hearts and minds was proving too difficult, so I thought we'd just make do with heads.'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

"Olaf has never been the same since we raided St. Andrews."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

'My client will give up the castle, as long as it is not an admission of defeat.'

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"I stopped eating beef years ago"

"I pillage because it burns calories."

'You're radiating negative energy.'

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

"Any of you have a two euro coin?"

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

'Pillage and plunder, yes...but don't harm the environment.'

Only the truly worthy can pick up Thor's hammer.

'It's a new idea where you plunder them just a little bit on a regular basis -- it's called 'taxation.''

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Viking Class

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"Relax Sven, I've heard it's quite common among Vikings of your age."

"I feel like I'm moving from my quiet desperation phase into something a bit more colorful."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Vikings do division of labour really well!'

'Could you give us a push?'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'So what do we know about this Thor guy?'

'How about a little me time?'

'You call - we'll toss for Rape or Pillage!'

'It appears the Jarl of Orkney did not hold with the impromptu appearance of our trade delegation.'

Canute's Vow

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."