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'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

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Wotan with eye patch

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Could you give us a push?'

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids

"They say at least 80% of us are wearing the wrong size."

Really Early Vikings

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.