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'My feet are killing me.'

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

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'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Wotan with eye patch

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Eat my dust!"

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I miss the good old days!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"But I use all of them!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

100k Desert Crawl

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"