Vikings Supporter Gifts

Minnesota Vikings.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Eat my dust!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

The Leafs win the Cup!

'I miss the good old days!'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"But I use all of them!"

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

100k Desert Crawl

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"