Minnesota Vikings Gifts

Midnight in Minnesota

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

'I miss the good old days!'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"But I use all of them!"

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'Could you give us a push?'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Viking in the dock: His barrister says: 'Your honour, my client was simply expanding his business interests. We object to the use of the word 'pillaging'.'

Viking River Raids