Minnesota Fan Gifts

Minnesota taxes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Recalculating

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Possums that ski.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Raging Bull on Ice

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Tenafly International Film Festival

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

Minnesota Weather.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Triple Sock Cow

Low Noon.

John Kerry

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'

Minnesota State Fair.