Minnesota Fan Gifts

Minnesota taxes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Recalculating

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Raging Bull on Ice

Tenafly International Film Festival

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Minnesota Weather.

Low Noon.

John Kerry

Triple Sock Cow

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

Eskimo with 'Canine anti-freeze'