Minnesota Aficionado Gifts

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

"We won!"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Angela Merkel

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Minnesota Weather.

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Right Here

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

The Chrysler Buildinger

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Minnesota State Fair.

"Due to an incident at the Bergen Street station, everything has changed and nothing will ever be the same."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

'I love the mornings...'

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Welcome to the West Side

Yesterday of Minnesota.

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

Love in The Heights

Southern Minnesota's beautiful rolling planes Hundreds of real planes rolling all over the countryside.

'One's a fast ball, two's a fast ball, and three's the fastest ball.'

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

Winter's Last Snowball

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"