Midwest Culture Fan Gifts

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Elvis Presley

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Mark Twain

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

Suggs.

Minnesota Weather.

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

Normal Rockwell - US painter/illustrator.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Mary and Joseph's Social Media Page

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.