Midwest Culture Fan Pillows

Last Tango in Wisconsin

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Mark Twain

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"What is it with Garrison Keillor and rhubarb pie?"

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Minnesota Weather.

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking