Northern Culture Fan Pillows

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Leonard Cohen

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Welcome to the British Museum...

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Last Tango in Wisconsin

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc

How many norse power is it?

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"Nordic but nice"

Liberty deodorant.

Indian Duel.

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

A northern cow

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

OWT - NOWT.

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)