Northern Culture Fan Pillows

"Aye, Arthur were kitchen sink before all them young lads in the sixties."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

'You must be the angel of the north.'

Leonard Cohen

Paul Simon

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Welcome to the British Museum...

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

Cut out and keep your own Guitar Teacher.

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

Why Vikings Didn't Have Many Graduation Ceremonies.

Gravestones showing 'bottled milk' 'penny candy' etc

Last Tango in Wisconsin

It's said there are numerous words for "snow" in the languages of arctic societies. This time of year there are many words for how Frank feels about snow. I hate it! Abhor, detest, loathe it. I despise it.

How many norse power is it?

Northern Ireland Garden Centre - Seeds of Democracy: Might not blossom.

Back Of Mount Rushmore

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Indian Duel.

A northern cow

'You will look simply marvelous in this newest one from our road kill collection!'

Liberty deodorant.

"Nordic but nice"

RIP Tommy Brown, Northern club comedian, famous catchphrase "You can't beat a good fry-up."

Talbot & Felcher - Attorneys-at-Law, formerly Jimmy & Slats - Folksingers

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

OWT - NOWT.

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."