Video Gaming Lawmaker Gifts

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

Young Geeks.

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

God playing with dolls.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'It's a simple rule of thumb -- if at first you don't succeed, blame the media!'

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'Baking is my video gaming.'