Government Gameplayer Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the government gameplayer? Our collection features fun, satirical, and thoughtfully designed items that celebrate political strategizing, game theory, or a sharp wit. Whether they’re a political junkie, strategist, or someone who loves the art of negotiation, find something that gives them a chuckle and makes their hobby even more enjoyable.

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"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country." mockup

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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"You're fired."

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The Anti-Agent

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages." mockup

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

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"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar." mockup

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling." mockup

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

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"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend" mockup

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

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"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime." mockup

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

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Trump pardons

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"National security adviser"

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'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.' mockup

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

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"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!" mockup

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.' mockup

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

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CIA report

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well. mockup

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

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Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge. mockup

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

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Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims. mockup

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

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'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...' mockup

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

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"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver." mockup

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

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"Marco ..."

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'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?' mockup

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

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Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World. mockup

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

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Government Gameplayer Gifts Collection

Government Gameplayer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring political humor and clever designs—ideal for the government gameplayer who loves their coffee with a side of wit.

Government Gameplayer Pillows

Add some humor to their space with pillows inspired by the quirkiness of government gaming—fun designs for strategic comfort.

Government Gameplayer Prints

Decorate their quarters with prints that celebrate the cleverness of government gaming—great for inspiring conversation and laughs.

Government Gameplayer T-Shirts

Find fun and witty t-shirts for the government gameplayer—perfect for showcasing their strategic and humorous side in style.