Government Gameplayer Pillows

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Our Two Parties, Explained

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Marco ..."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Government a la Carte

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Archival Warfare