Government Gameplayer Pillows

"It's not about the money. It's about buying politicians and running the country."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Marco ..."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.