Government Drama Enthusiast Gifts

Lance, can we go to Six Flags Great Adventure amusement park again next year? Definitely. I'm dying to check out the new "Fiscal Cliff" thrill ride.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

"Other folks have to pay taxes, too, Mr. Herndon, so would you please spare us the dramatics!"

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

Trump returns home

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

Federal Departument of Edutainment.

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Discussing research funding with ministers can be a little fraught..."

Disraeli's Minority Ministry Losing Popular Support

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

Charles I

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Donald Trump lashes out against Steve Bannon

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

"Wait! Weren't you in The Hearings, season 1, episode 6?"

Investigate Committee On Why There Are So Many Investigative Committees.

Most egregious misuse of Commons speaking time.

"Politics is the art of nothing is possible."

"While remarkably accurate, your answer should have been three branches of government, not the Three Stooges of Government."

"Dad! I made a sand embarrassment!"

"My report is on the three branches of government - checks, balances, and subpoenas."

Congressional Trimming

"Congress just passed a bill turning the entire judicial branch of the government over to the States!"

Your honor, my client is a very proud man. He's much too proud to confess to murder, and he's much too proud to beg for mercy. However, he's willing to offer the court a non-denial and a rude hand gesture. Where can we go with this?