Department Drama Enthusiast Gifts

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Scarpia's Palace

"True crime meets reality TV"

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.