Department Drama Enthusiast Mugs

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Scarpia's Palace

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."