Video Gaming Lawmaker T-Shirts

'This is the worst video game ever! You try to stop space invaders by passing stronger immigration laws.'

"Delegating authority is good. Delegating blame is better."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Cool 3-D screen.

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'The Supreme Court found the new law constitutional, but struck it down anyway because it's politically incorrect.'

"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"I'm not worried because somehow all this is your fault."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

Young Geeks.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

God playing with dolls.

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

'It's a simple rule of thumb -- if at first you don't succeed, blame the media!'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'