Video Dating Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Tasty.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Griller highlights never gets old

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Alligator Bars

Romantic Coffee Dates

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."