Video Dating Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm looking for a long-distance relationship."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Tasty.

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Ostrich Bar

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Romantic Coffee Dates

You looked different during our video chat.

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Griller highlights never gets old

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Alligator Bars

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.