Video Dating Enthusiasts Pillows

Video Dating Service.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Tasty.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

You looked different during our video chat.

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

Griller highlights never gets old

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

I've been going on a lot of first dates lately, but nobody wants to go out with me for a second date on Valentine's Day. The architect made other plans and the banker has no interest in seeing me again. The pilot doesn't see our relationship getting off the ground and the teacher thinks one date was enough --- she said she learned her lesson. What about the dietitian? I thought you two had a great time. We did --- but she's looking for somebody higher up the food chain.