Video Dating Enthusiasts Prints

Video Dating Service.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Tasty.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

Griller highlights never gets old

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"No, it wasn't a typo on my profile site...I really am a nillionaire."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'The website made a mistake. Not 'erotic' - 'neurotic'.'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"I hope you don't think I'm the kind who would hibernate on the first date."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."