Vape Inquisitor Gifts

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

The Huff & Vape

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

Common Vaper

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

"Is this the e-cig room?

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

"Ironically, Damnation is now smoke-free."

"Watch it! there goes the evil Darth Vaper!"

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

The Vapors

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

Vaporer