Vape Inquisitor Mugs

America's Public (Health) Enemy #1

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

Vaping cigarette

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."

"I gave up fire breathing and switched to vaping."

"I really love grandma and all, but she stinks of vape."

The Huff & Vape

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

Common Vaper

"You complain about the language, the food, the heat, the insects, so why do you insist on coming back year after year?"

'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'

"Looks like they've simplified the nutritional information."

"I've finally kicked my vaping habit."

"Is this the e-cig room?

'His e-cigarette got a virus and wiped his memory.'

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

"So. . . how long have you been vaping?"

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

Don't you puff your vape at me

Extreme Vaping

"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."

"Not to brag, but I once blew a vaping cloud so big the Met Office gave it a name."

"It's just the usual carrot puree vaping.""

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

Vaporer