Valentine's Day Conspirator Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures your partner's playful, scheming spirit this Valentine's Day? Our collection delights in witty, clever designs that celebrate a little mischief in love. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts, find the perfect way to say 'I love your secret plans.' These gifts are especially great for the partner who's always plotting fun surprises or plotting to steal your heart! Celebrate your love with a touch of playful conspiracy that makes Valentine's Day even more memorable.

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"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?" mockup

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?" mockup

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?" mockup

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?" mockup

"Tarnation, Sagebrush! Who keeps sending me these stupid, mushy Valentines, anyhow?"

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'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!' mockup

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

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Valentine for Guru.

Valentine for Guru. mockup

Valentine for Guru. mockup

Valentine for Guru. mockup

Valentine for Guru. mockup

Valentine for Guru.

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'I baked it especially for you.'

'I baked it especially for you.' mockup

'I baked it especially for you.' mockup

'I baked it especially for you.' mockup

'I baked it especially for you.' mockup

'I baked it especially for you.'

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Billy strip: bed pan.

Billy strip: bed pan. mockup

Billy strip: bed pan. mockup

Billy strip: bed pan. mockup

Billy strip: bed pan. mockup

Billy strip: bed pan.

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"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss." mockup

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss." mockup

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss." mockup

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss." mockup

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

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'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!' mockup

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!' mockup

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!' mockup

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!' mockup

'Admit it, Crawford, this fish was already dead when you caught it!'

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"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid." mockup

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid." mockup

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid." mockup

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid." mockup

"Oh Johnny, I like you but not in that way. I'm a platonic solid."

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"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks." mockup

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks." mockup

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks." mockup

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks." mockup

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

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"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?" mockup

"If Santa knows when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake...is he with the CIA?"

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'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.' mockup

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.' mockup

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.' mockup

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.' mockup

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

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'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.' mockup

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.' mockup

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.' mockup

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.' mockup

'You have to admit it's kind of cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'

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'Aaaah... poop on them!'

'Aaaah... poop on them!' mockup

'Aaaah... poop on them!' mockup

'Aaaah... poop on them!' mockup

'Aaaah... poop on them!' mockup

'Aaaah... poop on them!'

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Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat. mockup

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat. mockup

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat. mockup

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat. mockup

Man in crowd with heart shaped hat.

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'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.'

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.' mockup

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.' mockup

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.' mockup

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.' mockup

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.'

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'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.' mockup

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.' mockup

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.' mockup

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.' mockup

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

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'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?' mockup

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?' mockup

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?' mockup

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?' mockup

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

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Blow up valentine.

Blow up valentine. mockup

Blow up valentine. mockup

Blow up valentine. mockup

Blow up valentine. mockup

Blow up valentine.

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"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug." mockup

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug." mockup

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug." mockup

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug." mockup

"I'm from the president's office. We want you to develop a truth drug."

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"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!"

"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!" mockup

"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!" mockup

"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!" mockup

"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!" mockup

"Just a card and a box of chocolates would have been fine, dear!"

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'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!'

'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!' mockup

'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!' mockup

'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!' mockup

'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!' mockup

'I'm not ready to love again. I'm afraid I'll get hurt!'

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Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike mockup

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike mockup

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike mockup

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike mockup

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike

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'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!' mockup

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!' mockup

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!' mockup

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!' mockup

'.. and I would appreciate a MARZIPAN file in your next cake!'

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"It came with some explanatory notes. . ."

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ." mockup

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ." mockup

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ." mockup

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ." mockup

"It came with some explanatory notes. . ."

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A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...'

A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...' mockup

A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...' mockup

A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...' mockup

A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...' mockup

A special gift for Valentine...'A Canadian massage...wonder what that is...'

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Evil Pusskins#4

Evil Pusskins#4 mockup

Evil Pusskins#4 mockup

Evil Pusskins#4 mockup

Evil Pusskins#4 mockup

Evil Pusskins#4

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"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed."

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed." mockup

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed." mockup

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed." mockup

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed." mockup

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed."

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Valentine's Day.

Valentine's Day. mockup

Valentine's Day. mockup

Valentine's Day. mockup

Valentine's Day. mockup

Valentine's Day.

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'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.' mockup

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.' mockup

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.' mockup

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.' mockup

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

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'Colleen? It's Sam. '92? New Year's Eve party? I just found out I'm decaf. You might want to get checked.'

'Colleen? It's Sam. '92? New Year's Eve party? I just found out I'm decaf. You might want to get checked.' mockup

'Colleen? It's Sam. '92? New Year's Eve party? I just found out I'm decaf. You might want to get checked.' mockup

'Colleen? It's Sam. '92? New Year's Eve party? I just found out I'm decaf. You might want to get checked.' mockup

'Colleen? It's Sam. '92? New Year's Eve party? I just found out I'm decaf. You might want to get checked.' mockup

'Colleen? It's Sam. '92? New Year's Eve party? I just found out I'm decaf. You might want to get checked.'

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'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.'

'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.' mockup

'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.' mockup

'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.' mockup

'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.' mockup

'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.'

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"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving." mockup

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving." mockup

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving." mockup

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving." mockup

"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."

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We have your dog

We have your dog mockup

We have your dog mockup

We have your dog mockup

We have your dog mockup

We have your dog

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Valentine's Day Conspirator Gifts Collection

Valentine's Day Conspirator Mugs

Discover more playful Valentine’s gifts for the mischievous partner in our collection of conspiracy-inspired mugs.

Valentine's Day Conspirator Pillows

Add some cheeky charm to your home with our conspirator-themed pillows, ideal for cozying up with someone who loves playful love.

Valentine's Day Conspirator Prints

Decorate your space with our witty Valentine's conspiracy prints — perfect to showcase your playful romance.

Valentine's Day Conspirator T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for your conspirator this Valentine's Day in our fun collection of humorous tees.