Valentine's Day Skeptic Gifts

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Cupid paints Stop sign

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Cupid misses his shot.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

Cupid and parachutists.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Cupid's Valentine

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

"It's from a girl in my class. Should I be thinking about a prenup?"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

Yes, but.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

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