Valentine's Day Skeptic T-Shirts

Woman surrounded by couple sees fish on bike

"If this was his idea of a Valentine's day card, I'm not impressed."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

Cupid misses his shot.

Cupid and parachutists.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Yes, but.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Cupid's Valentine

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

"It would never work out- we're from two totally different tiers of the upper middle class."

"You have zero empathy, Carlton. And I can't even begin to imagine what that's like."

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."