Valentine Skeptic T-Shirts

'Aaaah... poop on them!'

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

My Dream Valentine

Cupid paints Stop sign

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

'If I inspired this love peom, how come it's written on the back of a Hooters' napkin?'

Cupid misses his shot.

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

Yes, but.

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

"It's from a girl in my class. Should I be thinking about a prenup?"

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

Cupid's Valentine

'I think he's in too much pain to answer!'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

Second Thoughts Wedding