Urban Rancher Gifts

Dude Ranch. Activities Schedule. They have meditation classes! "Om" on the range!

"That's too bad. Here, however, we like stampedes."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Motorherd

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Gardening new year's plans

urban agriculture

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Elevator/Open Range

They're Brazillian!

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

ACME Mutton Co.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Cattle barons for world domination.