Urban Rancher Mugs

"That's too bad. Here, however, we like stampedes."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Motorherd

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Gardening new year's plans

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

urban agriculture

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

They're Brazillian!

"You want to see the animals? We have no animals here, Lady. This is a children's farm!"

ACME Mutton Co.

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Cattle barons for world domination.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."