Unicorn Job Seeker Gifts

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Save the unicorn.

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

Unicorn Working From Home

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

Emma's Unicorn

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

Unicorn in the Woods

Urine Catcher

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"Unicorns do exist!"

"And the hiring committee was very impressed with your no nonsense attitude during the interview."

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"I don't know, I just thought it would be more magical."

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"