Unicorn Enthusiast Gifts

Teacher Reading Book Upside-Down to Class.

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

'I could just gaze at that rainbow forever...'

Unicorn horseshoes

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

"I'd like Donald Trump to act like an adult."

"My goodness, Albert! Open your eyes and watch out where you're going while grazing!"

'I wish I had a horse.'

Mon Dieu!

"Everybody loves unicorns: I can get away with pretty much anything I want..."

Unicorn Working From Home

'Hi Neil. Why do you have a carrot stuck on your head?'

Horn broken - Watch for finger.

"So, wanna hang out unicorn."

Next day, God ceased production of unicorns.

"But if you're a unicorn born without a horn? You might as well just be another horse for all anybody cares."

Nazi to unicorn: "You're not coming out with me dressed in that ridiculous outfit."

"Well, of course they don't exist. Now."

Size matters!

'Unicorn overboard!!'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fairy Vet

Save the unicorn.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

"You believe in calorie-free cake, don't you?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"

Denying Reality Is Bipartisan

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"