Unicorn Aficionados Gifts

"It's called Eunuch-corn syndrome. It happens to all males that join the Trump administration. It's something you'll have to learn to live with Attorney General Barr."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Save the unicorn.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Fairy Vet

"What sets you apart from other candidates?"

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"Their kids will be begging for it."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

Unicorn Joust

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"What do you think? Yay, or neigh?"

'S**t!'