"It's called Eunuch-corn syndrome. It happens to all males that join the Trump administration. It's something you'll have to learn to live with Attorney General Barr."
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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
Save the unicorn.
"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"
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'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'
"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"
Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,
If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.
"What sets you apart from other candidates?"
Fairy Vet
"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."
Unicorn Joust
Factory Recall Unicorn.
A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.
"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."
"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."
"We're mythical. Have fun with it."
"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."
10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes
"Their kids will be begging for it."
Books 'n' Carrots
'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'
"Bad news, the unicorns jumped out of the ark when they knew they were going to share their cabin with us."
'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'
'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'
"What do you think? Yay, or neigh?"
"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"
"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."
Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!
Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'
'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'
Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden
"Maybe we should follow that guy..."
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